THE REAL WORLD! SYDNEY !

I LOVE MY DVR !!
I didn't know there was already a new Real World season coming on. I don't remember watching the last one end? The last one had Jenn and Tyrie and shit right? Hmm. But whatever. Here's my review.


Cohutta. I love this guy. As long as he stays away from bigotry we'll be cool. I'm giggling over his accent. Every time he speaks, think of me. I know it's lame of me to pre judge him thinking he's racist simply because of his state but ... sue me. His flip n dip hair do makes me smile as well. Oh and make sure you pernounce his name right. It's Cohutta. Nut Cutter Cahutta but Cohutta.


Dunbar. I wonder if this guy went to the school with those cheerleaders. Good show. Good show. Uhm. Dunbar likes the drama because he came on THE REAL WORLD with Julie [his girlfriend] from back home. Boo Dunbar. Boo. I say Boo because this season they've ACTUALLY chosen some hotties to put in the house. Example.


Isaac. This guy. For heavens sake. Let me tell u what he did. He admits to us that he is a Breast man as the cameras zoom in on Shauvon's chest. So while they're at the beach Isaac walks his sweet ass up to Shauvon and does this drill Sargent push up and kisses her???, hops back up and walks away. WTF! Yes. Isaac. Yes. Is this what the young boys are about because I might have to stalk the High Schools. Later when everyone's drunk, Isaac and Shauvon go into the confessional ... go off screen and u hear them making out. She says he's a good kisser and I'm drooling. Dunbar walks into the confessional and Isaac runs back to the seat, while zipping his pants and continues to ramble on about nothing. Dunbar then closes the door and Isaac runs back over to continue where he left off. Yes Isaac. Yes. You can tell by his picture that he's a character. A sex crazed big breasted woman loving looney tune. Faints.


Parisa. I like her. She had an episode about being picked on after 9/11 and then called her mom when Trisha came in with her blonde hair and D&G shades talking about an asian who couldn't speak english so she couldn't get her Ice Cream. She's very mature. She made up her mind in the beginning that she wasn't going to deal with KellyAnne and Trisha. She also had like 17 fights within the first hour of the show. She just knows what she wants and doesn't wanna get naked in the hot tub and drunk everynight so "why should she be here?"



KellyAnne. This is the girl who said Parisa shouldn't be there. This is also the girl who got drunk, got into her bikini and jumped in the hot tub with tipsy? Dubar. The one who has a girlfriend named Julie back home. This is the girl who whispered sweet nothings into the ear of a boy who has pounded in our skulls ... Julie Julie Julie Julie ... Backhome Backhome Backhome Backhome. But no. Hey KellyAnne. It'd TOTALLY fuckin suck if Dunbar like had a girlfriend back like home huh. Uhh guess I don't like her.



Shauvon. She's cute with her hips and boobs. Her big shoes and tight pants. Cute Bikini's, matching belts and purses. C'mon. Ya'll knew I would like her with my superficial ways. But before you frown, this new idol of mine writes a sex column for Sacramento State Unversity's newspaper and has a degree [is majoring] in Journalism. She's cute.


Trisha. I don't like her because she's one of those girls who thinks that just because she's got blonde hair with dark streaks and a raspy voice that she's intimidating with her knuckle duster. Fuck that. I also don't like people who want to put you on their time schedule. Trisha took the initiative to clean the kitchen because SHE can't stand waking up to a nasty one. So when Parisa came downstairs she said she would've cleaned it. So they ARGUED over the fact that Trisha needs the Kitchen clean at all times and the fact that Parisa would've cleaned it. So once that was said 14 times each they escalated to name calling and totally amazing comments like someone needs to buy u a personality. Yeeeah.

So uhm.
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