I watch Sunset Tan every Sunday night because it's Educational and Meaningful.
On this weeks episode, Erin went back home to Oklahoma. Don't even get me started on that. Bitches who live in Oklahoma, Kansas, Idaho, Iowa etc. need to stay their asses there. What would a down home, I'm all about family and that big old farm boy up the road girl want with Hollywood. Seriously. WHY does I have no backbone against Janelle Erin live in MY City.
Hollywood is for the freaky fuck you people. People who thrive on money, what purse you rock and the car you drive. Sushi on every corner because calories earns u a quick trip to the lipo surgeon u have on speed dial. Number 3. The city where u have a connection to get u drugs and sex 24/7.
Am I the only one who understands?
Don't go to LA lookin for romance and morals.
Back to the subject at hand.
Erin's back in the big OK tellin her family how much LA sucks. She then goes on a dinner date with Raider who is her ex boyfriend. Who she still has feelings for of course. They're sitting at the table being awkward enough to make me want to press FORWARD on my remote when he randomly cheeses up and says, "I want to make out with you so bad right now." He then professes his love for her and that she's the best thing he ever had. BUT!!!! He somehow (get this) got engaged.
Yeah. Apparently Raiders of the lost Ark couldn't call her up in LA and save her a flight. You know she wanted his meat. & now it's ruined cause he got drunk and agreed to get married.
Ugh. She could so be at Area right now, on the couch, legs open with a tequila bottle upright.
Instead, she's staring at the man she ditched who is now engaged over a table setting of what seems to be a can of crackers.
Uhp! and now she's pissed.
"Christmas Eve! We break up and two months later you're already engaged?"
How long does one wait to move on after getting dumped?
Was he supposed to mope around? Cry a little bit?
I guess it's just one of those things that I'll never understand.
Go back to LA and find Brody Jenner
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haha I saw that episode and was crackin up.. Duh California is a world of its own I dont know what she thought was going to happen. If you arent wanting to be famous or make lots of money then its not a place you should be living. And really why would you date someone with the name Raider???
~Nicole
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