PARENTING ADVICE

If I was ever going to offer any advice about raising a child. It would be this.

Keep them on a leash.

& not literally like being all dumb and telling them a penis is a pretty blooming flower but YOU DON'T SEND YOUR FIVE YEAR OLD CHILD TO THE GAS STATION ON HIS SCOOTER to get a Shamrock Chocolate Milk.

I was sitting at the light this morning on my way to work and watched these little kids. Two of them. I'd say four and five years old. Just standing on the street corner on their little scooters waiting to cross the street.

I don't know where they were going, but I'm assuming [and hoping] it was the gas station. Ya know, like they went to get something because Mommie fell asleep on summer vacation but were returning home the second they popped their refreshing juice lid.

& not, oh we're just out takin a stroll. We're on summer vacation Whooo we own these streets.

It's so BWAH!

Bitches who let their kids roam free are the same dumbass women on the five o clock news, holding up a picture with red eyes and a blared nose talkin about, Someone took my baby.

& people wanna make Abortion illegal.
Let's push out a fetus to let them roam the streets at 10 o'clock in the morning at the age of five.

As soon as you can walk Ray Ray, I'm teaching you the route to the station so u can go get me my weekly carton.