WRITING FRENZY

I JUST EXPERIENCED SO MANY MINDLESS THINGS AND NOW MY SILLYSIDE IS ALL FIRED UP.

- Perez Hilton is awkward. I try my hardest not to hate people but I feel like everyone is making it easier. Spencer Pratt. Lala. Jenbot from BB8 and Perez Hilton are all frequent climbers on my hate list. Perez Hilton thinks he's some kind of celebrity now so he flashed his ball sack for TMZ. How delicious. THEN he's heard screaming in the background of all the stalker cameras on the set of Britney's new video.

Britney! Perez Hilton loves you. I'm here baby. I'm toxic.

"... I'm toxic?"
See. Don't bullshit me America. You fucking love her.

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- THE COREY SHOW CAME ON AND I FUCKING MISSED IT BECAUSE I'M HIGH ALL THE TIME, FORGET EVERYTHING AND NO ONE ELSE CARES SO I WASN'T REMINDED.

Whatever scene they have on TMZ is very amusing though. That's right Feldman. You get all up in his face for calling your woman A FUCKING BITCH.

So many Beeps and violence ensued.
I will, be watching this show.

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This woman is off her FUCKING rocker.
I cannot get enough of her.
Susan Powter. Google her.

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- DID YOU KNOW THAT QUIZNO'S AMAZING CHICKEN CAESER FLATBREAD SALADS ARE 923 MOTHERFUCKING CALORIES.

Someone must've missed the meeting when it was announced that Salad's are supposed to be the Go To food for losing weight. Dieting. Staying healthy. Remember?

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EAT WHEN YOU FUCKED UP FOR 23 YEARS AND FINALLY REALIZE FAT IS NOT SEXY HEALTHY OR FUN!?!?!?!?!

I swear nothing is healthy anymore. I ate too much of the wrong thing. Now I don't eat enough so I'm still doing it wrong. Sources say that FAT is where it's AT in 2028. Maybe I should just fucking WAIT IT OUT !!!!

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- IT'S MONSOON SEASON. THE TREE'S ARE BLOWING. THE SKY IS DARK & IT'S NOT STUFFED TURKEY WEATHER. FUCKIN RIGHT DOGGY !! <-- Yeah. I haven't heard that in three years either. Sounded appropriate.

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- BRITNEY SPEARS IS AWESOME !

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- TIME TO GET FUCKIN DRUNK!