IT'S WAY TOO EASY

I'm done. I'm done with these Hollywood bitches. Britney Spears. Lindsay Lohan. Nicole Richie. Paris Hilton. Those bitches. I'm so sick of them. I mean, there are so many other people in Hollywood who don't have problems. I don't understand why we don't spend our time writing entries about Jennifer Garner taking her baby to the park and pushing her on the swing. Everyday. I want even more entries on how many babies Brangelina is adopting. Duh. It takes the focus off the fact that Brad was trailer hoppin during Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Let's talk about Sharon Stone and how old she's getting wearing cute Bikini's. Let's talk about Kelly Clarkson and how she's gaining a little bit of weight. Let's talk more about Lily Allen and how she crys to the camera about her weight issue that shouldn't even exist. Let's talk more about Rachel Bilson and Hayden I cannot fucking act for shit Christianson having lunch together. Let's just take pictures of Adam Brody walking the street. Let's put more video camera's in the faces of the no names shopping on Melrose. Oh Oh Oh. Let's do interviews with Lauren Hastings [the girl lindsay lohan allegedy stole clothes from] so she can get her 15 minutes of fame.

I watched her interview on Buzznet and seriously had my mouth open the entire time. Why should we get to hear about the girl drama that goes on between two people?

"OMG. I totally like your shirt. Where'd you get it?"
"Oh ... giggle giggle ... I don't remember"
"Oh yeah bitch. I'm lindsay lohan. I'm takin it."

Why was this made public? Someone. Anyone. I'll sit back and wait for your answer. Until then, I'll give you mine.

WE ARE INTERESTED.Go ahead and google just how many websites there are dedicated to Hollywood and it's Celebrities. How many entries a day are made based on their every move? OMG. Britney's headed to Millinuem Dance Studio. FOLLOW HER. TAKE HER PICTURE. PUT IT ON THE WEBSITE. and 10 seconds later it's up for everyone who [get this] HATES HER to look at.

Riddle me this. Everytime I go on other websites to check for the stories of the day, I get the urge to read the comments. I'm thinking I'm going to encounter the comments of fans but it's the complete opposite. The only people on these websites are HATERS and I don't understand why they're still around. It proves my point about America to a T.

We love to complain.
Complain.Complain.Complain.Bitch.Bitch.Bitch.Whine.Whine.Whine.

I hate all these Hollywood bitches but I'm going to spend every other hour at work or at home RESEARCHING and LOGGING ONTO websites like PerezHilton, X17online and TheSuperficial. Why? I'm bored. Who goes to work to work anymore. I'm reading Perez Hilton on my breaks KNOWING who the stories are going to be about. I only go to read about Reese Witherspoon though because she's pure and has no skeletons. I just always have to see Britney.Lindsay.Nicole&Paris.

There's something on the side of your screen called a scroll bar. It's really awesome. It lets you scroll past certain things on a screen that you don't want to see.

I asked my sister and her bestfriend random questions tonight. I went in and asked them if they had heard about Lindsay or what the news on Britney was today. They both kinda just stared at me. Why would we know that ashlie? The only time I know anything about Hollywood is when I research it. Whoa. You mean, there's a way to avoid the Hollywood scene? No. That'd be just too good to be true wouldn't it. Oh but wait, I'm actually interested.

The Majority of America spends eight plus hours on a time clock in a building they're completely miserable at. Most of these people have children at home. So now there's money leaving the paycheck for kid expenses. Now there's the mortgage or rent money, water bill, electric bill, car note, groceries, cable bills, BILLS BILLS BILLS. So now we're frustrated and we take a quick trip down the street to the Liquor Barn. I've had a rough day eddie. gimmie a case. Daily. You're an alcoholic but it's cool because you deserve it. You've worked hard all day and just wanna drink your sorrows away.

& here you sit. On the computer, with your sixth beer in tow, going to websites specifically made for the chaos that is Hollywood. But now you're mad. You're drunk and you're pissed off that Britney Spears left the house without panties and happened to get a low Photographer. You're pissed that Britney Spears has SO MUCH MONEY but has so many problems. I think there was a song a few years back called uhm ... Mo Money Mo Problems ... maybe though. I'm not really sure. So here we have this mother of two boys, with a douchebag ex husband, family members who are jumping on the society bandwagon and friends who give her secrets and stories to the who, THE PUBLIC because someone out there, wants to know that Britney Spears walked into a bathroom with no shoes on. Sober. Someone out there wants to know that Britney Spears is only 25 and drinks everynight. The same thing you're doing right the fuck now.

We're mad. Here are these silly little girls with all the money in the world, going through the EXACT SAME PROBLEMS us normal Americans have but because they have money and we don't, we're gonna hate. I went through that exact same shit last year and I didn't have the media on my back about it, having people signing petitions for me, calling up Governors to get pardon's from Jail. WHY SHOULD ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT PRIVLEGE. IT'S NOT FAIR. Waaa. Waaa.

With all the HATRED that spews from our countries lips, why do you think these girls are still everywhere? When Britney did her 15 minute concerts in California, Vegas and Florida ... Sold Out. When Paris wanted a petition, I do believe she got quite a hefty amount of signatures. When Nicole Richie drove down the wrong side of the freeway due to Vicodin and Pot, she took her mug shot and headed home. & When Lindsay Lohan puts her face on ANYTHING, sales skyrocket.

Dooney&Burke, who the fuck were THEY until Lindsay showed up on their campaign. You know how many Scottsdale 16 year olds walk around with that shit now. Pa lease.

I'd love to get some comments though. I mean, maybe i'm missing something that everyone else is seeing. I'd love both of these questions answered if u get the time away from E! and Perez to answer them.

1. If these girls are hated so much. If they need to die. If they need to be sent to prison and raped and hopefully killed, Why do you still go to the websites to read about them?
2. Why are you involved? Who cares if Britney's wearing cowboy hats and ripped fishnets. Who cares if we haven't seen clear pictures of Jayden yet. Who cares that Paris is reading the Bible trying to get HER mind right for Prison, who cares that Nicole Richie text messaged Lauren Hastings sticking up for her friend in a girl to girl bitch fight. & who cares if Lindsay Lohan does Cocaine. I've been tellin ya'll she's NOT a little girl role model.
The ONLY time anyone needs to be pissed off about what someone ELSE is doing is if it affects them. All this DUI business, be mad. I get that. They're endangering other people. But what they do in their freetime, who they fuck, where they fuck and the substances they take are NOT our business and it baffles me how much TIME we spend on these people we hate.
When will we start to realize that our every action is a choice and not to complain when we've made the wrong one.