Is Scott Baio Sexy?

I'm slowly but surely getting caught up with my DVR which means I finally got a chance to see the premiere of Scott Baio is 45 ... and single.

Whisper.Whisper.Whisper.
Point.Point.Point.
What A Fucking Loser.
45 and Single.
What the fuck's wrong with him?

I'm so glad VH-1 dug deep enough to make one another cough, to let us know that Scott Baio has commitment issues and a small penis. Or maybe had a small penis? I don't remember which one it was but I do know that his small penis was gettin him all kinds of blonde bimbo pussy so that shouldn't have even made the show. Or was that for our benefit? So we could like ... laugh while we sit on the couch with a pint and a bathrobe? Oh, he also likes to ride horses, hang out with Johnny and give Hollywood answers like, I can shit nickels if you'd like.

I really adored the show because of Scott. He's comedy. Straight up with it and about it. However, i'm hesitant to add it to my recording list because of the concept. Here we have this man who prefers to simply have some fun and because that's not normal at 45 ... let's make a show about it. Let's give him a Life Coach and tell him that he has to change 45 years of experiences because the proper thing to do at this age is to get married. So she's having him dwell on his past and take trips to meet up with these girls so they can remind him that he's a loser and let him know how he failed.

Uhm. Testing. Testing. Is this Mic on? MEN AND WOMEN ARE DIFFERENT. You cannot ASK a woman what a MAN did wrong. Or vice versa. I'm so sick of these Life Coachs and Congressmen and Bitches up the street who continue to give humans this guideline. This is how you act if you want to be normal. Who and What the fuck is normal.

Women say: He didn't give me enough attention. He wouldn't hold me enough. He wanted to be with his friends. He wouldn't take out the trash. He wouldn't do the dishes. He looked at that girls legs at the mall. He didn't notice the cm I removed from my hair. He didn't tell me my blue contacts were sexier than my brown ones. I've had these new heels for 20 seconds and he didn't mention them. He wouldn't buy me the hello kitty planner I've had my eye on. He doesn't take me out everyday. He won't talk to me for 18 hours on the phone. He'd rather play video games. He complains about going to Linens and Things with me. E fuckin TC.

Men say: She talks too much and doesn't fuck enough.

Boom. & there it is. Sure ... every once and awhile you're gonna get you're pussy man who bows down and starts sheding tears and all that Macarena bullshit but I say ... Let the men be men and Girls shut the fuck up. Seriously. Don't u have a boyfriend so someone can call you pretty and make you Orgasm? Shouldn't you keep shopping and gossip with ur friends? I dunno. Maybe I'm just the crazy one. But I HONESTLY believe in all that MANLY MAN. MANS MAN. I'M A MAN Hooplah. MEN are sexy and I'm SO OVER Society trying to change them to be sensitive crying bitches with emotion.

If the entire world is crying and expressing their I'm not getting enough attention hormones, who the FUCK is going to kill the bugs.

I'm not down with that Marriage is the only reason we breathe type of shit. So, even though Scott Baio is still single and deliciously fun at 45 ... He's becoming one of them which makes me believe I'm going to have more interest in the next show I'm about to watch.

Rock of Love.
Ooo, it seems more my speed.