FUCK THE WEAK

Every single night from 8pm until midnight, I listen to The Big O and Dukes show. [if ur not listening, LISTEN. Monday-Friday 8pm-12am. 1015 FreeFm.] They recently talked about The Opie and Anthony show being suspended from the air for 30 days due to a statement made in regards to a Homeless man or something.

I tried to read up on it but [of course] they couldn't tell us what was said. The people it offended the first time would probably take a shot gun to the mouth. I'm really interested in knowing though. I find it amusing how there's ALWAYS someone, somewhere waiting to call someone out on a statement that made them shed a bitch tear. GET OVER YOURSELVES!

I read an article on [People Against Censorship.com] which states that XMRADIO cleary gives their customers a warning when they're browsing the satellite radio stations. XL repeatedly flashes across the screen to let you know you're about to tune in to some raunchy nonsense. If you can't handle this type of humor, then the channel needs to be changed. It's not like XMRADIO is a free service and you're just taking a morning stroll and happen to hear I made that pussy so wet last night while you're crossing the street. You have to PAY to enjoy that sort of entertainment. Who's complaining?

That's like me going to Hustler Hollywood and being appalled that they don't sell Barney and milk by the Gallon. I was pissed off many many moons ago when Howard Stern left my morning routine to disappear into EXPLICIT RADIO. However, I realized that Howard Stern is a ball of Controversy and he NEEDS to be in another realm because he's too good for the simpletons he's left behind. So how can we then follow the people who left normal I have this on in the background while I pick my kids up from school radio and still complain about the content that leaves their mouth.

I'd like to share a little secret with you. I forgot to bring all of my props but if you're imagination is as badass as mine, you'll be fine. Ah hemn. Ladies and Gentlemen, when you purchase a new television or you buy a new car or get a new radio or walkman or Zune or whatever, there's this little button on each called a switch. It's really exciting. Here's how it works. You push the button that's labeled "on" and then there's life in this new purchase of yours. Oh, it gets better. Once your new toy is turned on, you have the option to watch or listen to whatever's on or [here's the best part] TURN THE FUCKING CHANNEL. I think ... yeah, yeah. I think everyone is capable of this. Oh hey, my channel's on TLC where for the next 17 hours the only thing on here will be Babies and Weddings. No thank, I've changed the channel.

However, I'm feeling as if this is the wrong way to handle the situation. If my understanding is correct, I should sit in my living room making sure my eyebrows are at a constant inward slant. I should not turn the channel but in fact watch the entire 17 hours of Birth and weddings [due to the lack of condom that one night in Tahiti] so I can take notes and email the President. Does bush know internet? eh. Write him a letter. I want to make sure he catches all of my key points on why Baby and Wedding shows should be taken off the air. They're ridiculous and offend me. Why'd I watch the show? What do u mean, why did I watch it. I was at home, bored. What else am I suppose to be doing? Working? Planting shit? Going to the gym? Pssh. That shit's too hard. I'd rather complain.

I've spent some quality time with our first amendment in the handy dandy Constitution and since we follow those rules oh so well, I'd like to, ya know, bring it up real quick and remind ya'll what it says.

"The First Amendment of the United States Constitution protects the right to freedom of religion and freedom of expression from government interference. The most basic component of freedom of expression is the right of freedom of speech. The right to freedom of speech allows individuals to express themselves without interference or constraint by the government. The Supreme Court has also recognized that the government may prohibit some speech that may cause a breach of the peace or cause violence. The right to free speech includes other mediums of expression that communicates a message."

The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is an independent United States government agency that regulates communications by radio, television, wire, satellite and cable; its jurisdiction covers all 50 states and U.S. territories. [FCC] If the constitution says PROTECTS THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION FROM GOVERNMENT INTERFERENCE then why is there a "independent" US government agency who's sole job is too in fact, MONITOR what the fuck is being said?

I would really like to know if this is where the world is headed. Eventually, we're all going to be permantely hooked up to shock therapy and anytime you make someone else sad or make them feel like they're a pathetic little shit, you get shocked. Seriously. This world is FULL of fucked up misfits who are indeed roaming the streets. You don't have to like us because I can guarentee we're not too breathe taken with the always offended. BUT my little minions, we're here and you're going to have to fuckin deal.

If you're offended easily, use your legs and walk away or your thumb and turn the fucking channel.

[Just in case you wanna check it out.]