Big Brother Season 8

I dunno who had their creative cap on down there at CBS but he [or she] needs to meet me in the alley so we can make some bad choices.

This [big brother after dark] show is marvelous. Nosey. Big Brother. Spies. It's uncensored too so you know I'm all in.

I became a fan of Big Brother in season ... shit. I don't remember the number. It had Jase ... The Four Cowboys. Yeah. That season. I was like, what is this show with all the bodies. Hooked.

When the show use to end I'd be curious. Well what the fuck are they doing now. They're in this secluded house playing games for cash prizes but what happens once the cameras are no longer around and the games are wrapped up. How pissed is Kaysar right now. I wonder how many times Janelle combs her hair. What book might James be reading? It was always a mystery.

UNTIL NOW !!

Because everyone else has such a busy frustrating life and I don't, I like to watch people shave in mirrors so instead of wasting your time watching, you can just read about it. Hah! It's three hours of nothing. I'm totally fascinated. The very first show was kinda like, are they serious. are people really going to watch this for three hours every fucking day? I mean do. But it's not the entire three hours. Maybe two hours fourty five minutes? Who knows.

I probably drool over it because I'm a people watcher. I'm that freak in the corner with her starbucks pretending to be indulged in the conversation over here when I'm really concentrating on yours over there. I love listening to people. It's the most fun I have sober. Listening. It's a real good time. People should try it sometime.

I love figuring out the different types of mass mental types we have. The insecure one. The funny one. The annoying one. The pretty one. The dumb one. Etc. Everyone has a role and they play it so well. It's exciting to be the outsider looking in.

We've got 14 people living in one house.
My mother and I never call people by their names because it's foolish. So we've gone ahead and nicknamed everybody.

Amber - ???
Carol - Black/White
Daniele - Skeletora
Dick - Evil Dick
Dustin - Nose Picker
Eric - Geek
Jameka - Hips
Jen - UghBlahVomit
Jessica - Savannah
Joe - The Gay
Kail - Mrs. Robinson
Mike - Slink
Nick - Football
Zach - Head

I can't remember what we called Amber but it doesn't matter because she'll be getting kicked out soon. Hopefully. I can't stand her mouth.

Black/White is so cute. She's like this young insecure [kinda] teddy bear lookin girl. Not fat or anything, just cute cheeks. Brown hair. Always seems confused and cautious.

Skeletora is the skinniest human I've ever seen and she's a bitch.

Evil Dick is grade A. He reminds me of an uglier Tommy Lee. He's all rock n roll with his black fingernails, red and black spiked but not really hair, chains on his dickies and an open bowling looking shirt covering a wifebeater. He's also skeletora's dad who she hates. So that's kinda awkward but not really cause he doesn't really bother her.

Nose Picker is probably my favorite person in the house right now. He is way too cute for my kind. He dresses up in his athletic gear and shit but always ends up in some ridiculous way too low v-neck. I think he forgets that the cameras are always rolling because he's constantly picking his nose.

Geek is a nerd.

Hips is fun. She tends to get a little tipsy. She's cool people. Funny. The first black person [i've seen] to not act all kinds of crazy and token ghetto on a reality tv show.

UghBlahVomit is one of the most annoying females I've seen on television. and because we are who we are and we do what we do, this bitch is going to be lurking on red carpets for months. Props on her amazing fucking body though. I catch her around midnight 45 everynight doin her exercises. I've convinced myself that I'm going to join her one of these days. She's still a cocky little shit though. Boo.

Savannah is this cute little girl from the farm who hates black/white because back in 10th grade she stole $5. I love a grudge holdin woman.

The Gay is very shady and use to date nose picker. He loves to find out gossip, spread the gossip and then be right in the middle when a confrontation takes place pointing fingers "but you said."

Mrs. Robinson bless her little heart. She's a determined grown ass woman with a successful business that's bringing in the serious dough. But what's another million. You can never have too many. Right Mrs. Robinson.

Slink reminds me of a sexy psychotic. I don't know if it only happens when he blinks or if it's constant but he has this dangerous psychotic look. He also likes to clean and he likes to cook. OMG. He's like a real live Dexter mixed with Monk. Somebody stay on him.

Football is fucking sexy. Damn. You know what. If you don't watch the show, never heard of the show or don't like the show, do me this one favor. Tune into it. I just want you to see who I'm talking about. This greek god of a man. He's like 6'6, a lot of sexy pounds and his muscles are life threatening. It's beautiful. I'm 11 minutes late turning him on because I'm here describing his awesomeness to you. He's an ex pro football player with a grin that makes you want to bake cookies. and not the cheap kind. He's also a big goofball. Don't listen to him. Listen to him. But don't really listen to him. He's on earth for laughs. That's all.

Head is a robot. Sir robot head is how I refer to him in my head. He's ... just kinda ... there. He has this big box head and I feel like he's going to tumble over every time he moves.

Whoo Hoo!
Big Brother Season 8 run down.

CBS
Sunday.Tuesday.Thursday.
7pm.7pm.8pm

Showtime [I dunno 241] evernight from Midnight until three in the morning.