Megan Fox.

Name: Megan Fox

She's on the cover of Maxim for the month of July. The answers given in her interview suggest we're going to be involved.

Did you go through an experimental phase?
I wanted to try several things and make an informed decision, but I didn’t enjoy anything other than marijuana. I don’t even think of it as a drug–it should be legalized. I know about five people who aren’t on drugs today, and I’m one of them.

Don’t forget to breathe…
I really enjoy having sex, and that’s offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women sluts, which is sad. I haven’t met a lot of men who’ve said, “You like having sex? What a dirty whore you are!” That’s because they wish their wives or girlfriends would have more sex with them.

Finally, a celebrity who isn’t afraid to tell the truth!
I’m blunt and maybe too honest. But being outspoken is good for women, particularly when it come to sex. Women are supposed to be on magazine covers dressed provocatively, but they’re not allowed to talk about sex? That double standard angers me.

Uh huh.
& to the store I go to buy this magazine and a picture frame.
Welcome to my world Megan Fox.