It's Brilliant.

I had the chance to really get into my how i became stupid book today. Ugh. It's fascinating. It boggles my mind how I can jump from reading a book to watching The Simple Life & Sunset Tan. Hollywood is something else.

I'm convinced that these shows are made for people like me. Someone who's all kinds of wrapped up in that lifestyle. Someone who doesn't mind looking at the words Vuitton.Chanel.Gucci.Dior.Juicy. Someone who cheeses when MTV gives her just a taste of the streets of Hollywood. The city of my dreams.

I love watching The Hills.Work Out.Dirt.etc. I love the quick views of the city. The Hollywood sign. Sunset Boulevard. Rodeo. Kitson. The Ivy.Skyline. Oh yeah. I'm that girl. I'm consumed with it and stopped being ashamed of that like months ago. Haha.

However, I understand it's a fantasy and I really don't take anything seriously. I love who I love and it's fun.

So let's talk Simple Life.

1. LOVE the new intro. I'm too pumped that I get to see Kitson every Monday night.

2. LOVED the whole fake let's make up and be friends again plot. I wouldn't mind spending every Saturday morning watching hidden camera footage of Troubled Hollywood. Watching them shop, go to restaurants and party gives me the chance to expand my shallow charms. Oooh what store is that cause that purse is on my list. Ya know. That. Everything the tabloids said I said wasn't real. Haha. & how nervous Paris was when she called Nicole. Good acting. I felt involved.

3. THIS is what I'm talkin about. Whenever I go to the gym, see a gym commercial or a body by jake ... Everyone's already a size 1. I never see fat people trying to lose weight. It's comedy.

& this is why they're Brilliant. The third planet from the sun is kinda pissed at Paris right now. Everyone hates her. Everyone wants her in jail. Everyone wants her raped. Everyone wants her killed. So how do you get people to watch a show on someone they hate? Make it about Fitness. We get to watch Paris and Nicole help adults lose weight. That head hancho guru woman with the hair, oh yeah. She's hardcore. NOT fuckin around. I'm stoked.

So, everyone will tune into The Simple Life because as much as we hate, we love to watch a blonde apply lipgloss and wear cute clothes. We will also watch because if the guru woman with the hair can help these fresh campers she can help Elizabeth who wants to lose 4 pounds. Yay !! Win fuckin Win.

& then, why not stick around after your mind work out and watch The Olly Sisters/Girls/Twins [I Forgot] giggle and show us just how cute pudgy cheeks can be, while climbing over counters and chasing sexy men through the halls. Become obsessed with Nick almost as quickly as I did and you'll win a prize. Also, Bonus. Tanning Salon by day and drunken frisky naked parties with your boss at night? Who enjoyed that scene? This girl right here.

Yeah.
Monday Nights.
Check.